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A-Game A-Holes (lower belt bullying)

Updated: Jun 26, 2021

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Hi fellow white belts... Here is a thought!

If Jiu-Jitsu were a food chain, (and it is) the base would be made of the carcasses of bottom fed white belts like myself and so many others, and the apex predators would be the Black Belts in all their glory with colored belts forming the tiers in between. Much like predators in the animal kingdom, the colored belts each have their own death-dealing specialties. Some are stranglers, some are foot hunters, and some even favor wrist locks. In this vast ecosystem, all these predators will point their weapons at the most vulnerable targets, white belts (or wrongly promoted blue belts - we all know who they are) LOL




As a white belt, I can confidently say myself and many others in academies across the world are the targets of colored belt predators. Sure we may not have the skills in order to keep ourselves safe, but I can say for certain the colored belts are nothing but pussies for bringing their best weapons against us. That’s right, I don’t care if you’re a black belt with multiple published instructional's on your unique Back Take/Kimura/Guillotine/Toe Hold trap.


You colored belts will hang onto your A-Games much like children holding onto their security blankets. Who cares if you tap 100 white belts with your special, 5-dimensional Kimura Wrist Lock Back Take trap system (CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DVD! Just Kidding) . The fact that you spent decades building it is admirable; however, are you that insecure in your collar chokes that you need to use the “A-Game”? Does a human need a gun to kill an ant? Would you crank an armbar to let the white belt know you could win in a street fight? FUCK NO! It's called catch and release (white belts are fish in a barrel anyway)!


At the end of the day getting a few taps in the training room doesn't mean shit. Still, colored belts, you have to ask yourselves, ‘What makes a true apex predator? An animal that can only prey on the weak? Or something more evolved that can make a lion look like a rabbit?’ After all, if the white belts stay rabbits, your school will only produce rabbit hunters not lion killers.


Yours Truly,

A-Nonymous White Belt

(get it, the name of the article is A-Game A-Holes?)


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3 Comments


Micayla Presley
Micayla Presley
Jun 28, 2021

Dude, everything about your article is wrong. You sound like that spazzy white belt who bullies others and cries when the instructor sends his enforcers to straighten you out. Deal with your ego and stop trying to win at all costs. I hate to tell you this, but you are not experiencing their A-games. You won't get that privilege until you can at least defend their worst games.

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BoomerG
BoomerG
Jun 26, 2021

I’m a white belt and I don’t share the same sentiment.


I know that I’m prime rib to all the colored belts, but I don’t let that get to me. My job is to stave off a submission. A win to me is to not get submitted!


Work hard on your defense and quit crying. Also, if every colored belt is constantly playing their “A-Game” against you, you might be: 1) at a shitty gym that focuses on egos than jiu jitsu or 2) you’re a dick and they’re sending you a message.

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drew cifer
drew cifer
Jun 26, 2021

If I was an entitled scrub I’d remain anonymous as well. Spend more time training not writing essays exposing tot he world you are an entitled product of the participation award era. As a fighter as a martial artist as an instructor ive Been doing this most of my life. I’ve taken as many ass whoopings as I’ve given out. i go into class seminars open mats hoping I’m the worst there because I know Im going to learn more than if I’m the best. I tend to roll at 50/60% even with higher belts regardless of how hard they go.

The thing is no one owes you a light roll. No one owes you shit. Either get better…

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